Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tagthe baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
Reblog again
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
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Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
so this is the ultimate question
the answer to life the universe and everything
Holy shizzballs
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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I Am The Doctor (Nintendo-style)
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
Reblogging again.
I just love this so much.
I’m just going to bring this back because it’s freaking awesome.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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